Often is the case that stories of legendary human endurance, wondrous physical achievement or simply just survival would be left untold if it was not for the two silent heroes tied around the protagonist's feet.
|Footwear, we salute you!|
Whether it be a boot, sandal or shoe, we expect them to be comfortable. If this is the case you probably won't think about your trusty shoes for more than a few seconds at the start and end of each day!
This brings me onto my girlfriend's shoes, that take up half of the floor space in our hall until we can buy some sort of shoe-case - does that really even exist?
She has 50+ pairs of shoes in total I have been told and I understand that some activities or occasions call for a different type of footwear but I still can't help thinking that 50+ is just a little excessive!
What is worst is the dreaded heel, every man has had to listen to countless stories of major trauma, torn ligaments, wounded animals, amputations, etc.
We have all seen girls walking around bare feet holding their heeled footwear - walking bare footed while holding a pair of shoes, surely that could be considered insane.
These shoes do not cohere to the main key factors of footwear, to be comfortable and to provide protection and support!
|Footwear that as a man - I fail to understand|
If someone ran the sahara in the above sandals - They would die
If someone climbed Everest in the above boots - They would die
If someone went out in the shoes above - High likelihood of severe injury and/or death
I love you with all my heart Rebecca but you and your shoe collection will for the rest of time truly baffle me <3